Five Minutes...

ARNOLD ENTWHISTLE.
You have got five minutes to tell me everything you know.
My name is Arnold Entwhistle I am ten years old - I have got a sister called Annette - she is twelve years old - I have got a younger brother called Paul - he is two or three - is it five minutes yet?
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DOPE!
I sit here with
my legal dope
Duty Free
Scotch Whisky
imported from
Abu Dhabi
A hundred
cigarettes to smoke
no-one here to
share the joke
writing comedy
that's me!
what a frigging
Dope!
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